{Saturday, November 12, 2005}

THA GUEST BLOGGER IS HERE :))))

Well my job now is to make Vanessa feel as good about herself as possible and make YOU namely: The Angel and the Pig, feel as bad about yourselves as your imagination permits.

Before I continue, I'd like to quote from RP: God knows ugly people have feelings. That's exactly why God let my mom and dad meet, fall in love, and give birth to a child who when grown up, knows how to manipulate those feelings and make the person feel like shit. So there.

O well. Btw the ugly person I'm talking about is Ms Angel. I mean COME ON. Does she look ANYTHING like an angel? More like the angel of death. She's like.... gosh... can I don't say anymore. My stomach is turning. Images of people getting their guts ripped out seems to be better than her face. I'm so sorry. IF you are an angel Vanessa is a GODDESS. Hands down.

You suck. It's pretty damn obvious isn't it?
Stop crying. Stop flaming Vanessa.
Just say gd bye to mom and dad, and jump off that cliff.

And SURE. Make the world a better place. So people wont have to go for surgery to re-position their guts after seeing your face. I mean... your face is just plain REPULSIVE isn't it? Look in the mirror before u leave the hse and please put hundreds and thousands of people in risk of dying.

I was reading vanessa's post about u people. I found it very very very VERY amusing. Do u really want me to elaborate? I dun care. I will.

You called peiyi a rugger mugger? Like GOSH. I sure didn't know that. I didn't know muggers could pwn ri's ass in rugby. If fact. I didn't even think ri was even good enuf to play acsi in rugby. They most probably got kicked out b4 they could play acs. I mean I cant even remember when was the last time ri was in the rugby finals. The only times they were there was most probably when the ri ruggers were selling ice cold drinks to us as their part time job or something. Cuz I SWEAR ri has not been in the finals for a VERY VERY long time.

And come on lah. U have no right to insult an acs rugger. Acs rugby can PWN your gui-taaaarrr ASS. Like seriously. U can go around swinging your guitar about and one rugger can tackle u n take u down SO HARD. U would forget your name and would soon be running to your mama. Seriously.

YES! And btw. I noticed I'm NUMBER THREE in that chart. I am SO HONOURED. Yes I am. And YES I did tell her to dump him. He's some overbearing bastard. I promised van I wont say it anymore but pls. DEAR GOT MISS ME NOTX. Sorry. It was wayyyy funnier when she was the one who said it to me. HAHA. I like the notx. Nice touch to total maluation.

Vanessa must have been WHOOPING with joy when she saw that. I was. It sure was some broadway entertainment for that night. She also touched on some of the more ridiculous things he did. I shall not elaborate. I shall save u the laughter and save u the risk of a seizure. I nearly got one. I'm a nice guy. Really.

And I noticed the angel, which I aptly renamed to ogre, challenged peiyi to bball. Like come on lah. Didn't u notice anything? Kranji like NEVER won anything. They didn't even get 4th for goodness sakes. They didn't even qualify I bet. And she still dares to challenge peiyi to bball. She most probably sucks so much she would lose anyway even if she plays bball and she would get owned.

Watching 'The biggest loser' on channel 5 now. Pictures of ogre n pig comes into my mind somehow. I shall not elaborate about why this strange phenomenon occurs. I hope your puny brains can process this info.

Come on lah. In wad way are we below ri? Ri r full of nerds who try to pose. Acsi boys r born perfect posers. Like u guys can nvr beat us? I visualize u in your super high cut shorts. And it's pretty gross. Your definition of low socks in knee height and your shorts are above your chest. Like wow. U look SO COOL. I know u do. U know u do. U know u r wrong. And I am a lousy liar.

Please don't insult Peiyi. He's got more than u can ever hope to have. He's smarter than some ogres around. Not talking about Fiona ho. Even though she sure looks better than HANNAH. The so called ANGEL. Come on. Pigs don't tell the truth. Babe does. You don't.

And softball can pwn u too.

Yes yes. U r most probably going soft balls now. But think it over pls. we softballers can smash your balls to bits. We can disintegrate them. By the time we are done with you, lets see how soft your balls would be after my bat meets your balls.

I wonder if it's humanely possible for testes to merge while in the scrotum due to extreme force from both sides. Let us use jon as a very very very applicable guinea pig now shall we? He's too useless for this world. He's better off as a lab rat.

So... van. Trust me. I dun flame on tagboards. I find that very unprofessional and lame. I prefer long drawn out paragraphs on how stupid people are.

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